Two months again since I wrote my last blog entry! It doesn't seem that long. This is an extreme demonstration of my utter laziness. Give me a Top Gear re-run on Dave, a savoury muffin with cream cheese and a large mug of tea and I'm happy to the point of sedation.
So what's been happening with me you ask? (Probably not, actually).
Well, I've just returned from a week in Corfu - Paleokastritsa to be precise. It was a very scenic, green place and the thunderstorms we witnessed on our last night (Friday) went along way to explaining the lush hue.
Giant wasps demonstrated to me why it is never a good idea to murder innocent animals. I killed two on our balcony and was viciously attacked by a relative of theirs. The sting on my neck caused a night of discomfort, made worse by the fact that I tried to kill my assailant by striking my neck with a wooden spatula.
Oh yes, and I'm writing a children's book! I've got fourteen thousand words down which puts me about half way by my reckoning.
Here's me signing off with yet another promise (probably empty) to write here regularly. Although we do have a lot of muffins in the freezer.