My computer is broken. Silly machine. If I, for instance, try to preview this blog it will shut down internet explorer and I will be faced with my stonehenge desktop.
When all else fails I suppose an e-mail to Microsoft is the only solution.
I'm off to Norwich, anyway. Might see Alan Partridge. Might not.
If my computer stays functional for long enough I'll tell you about it. If not I won't.