Change up into second gear sooner than you normally would.
Use your gears to brake rather than stomping on the foot pedal.
Learn to use opposite lock.
Steer into the skid not away from it.
Try not to overreact and travel at five miles per hour because there`s a few inches of snow on the road.
I don't know how on earth we won the war, I really don't.
Oh, and one other thing. Try not to read newspapers that have these sort of headlines:
BRITAIN BLITZED BY MODERN DAY ICE AGE. EXPECT DEATH.
They do nothing for your sense of perspective and to be quite honest show you in a rather bad light: as a moron who spends money on sensationalist bollocks. Don't you realise that the editors of such newspapers are retards on work experience?
If you really want to look at breasts while you`re having your tea break then why not print a load off the internet?